Saturday, November 18, 2006

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The Grey Vest Man Jim Tressel was asked yesterday if he thought the loser of the Michigan/Ohio State game should be allowed to play in the National Champiionship for a rematch. He responded with, "If you don't win your conference, you shouldn't be allowed to play in the Championship game."

Well, Mr. Sweater Vest Guy, the National championship isn't about who won their conference. It's about who the two best teams are. And when everyone else has 2 losses and your team has only 1, I'd say no one else is better and they don't deserve a shot at the Title if they've already lost twice. If this Saturday's game is close, I don't have a problem seeing it one more time on a neutral field.

I'm curious. We hear so much about "Home Field Advantage" in sports. If we had to put that phrase in terms of Points, how many points would playing on your home field account for?

Is the Michigan v Ohio State football game this Saturday?

Sincerely,

Women, anyone living on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Saturn, Jupiter, Neptune, Uranus, Neptune, and probably Pluto, Bears starting an early hibernation, people without a pulse, masses of protoplasm taller than 6'6", and everyone else still living under a rock.

P.S. I don't see what the big deal is about Bob Knight's lastest incident. I think it's been blown way out of proportion.

Sincerely,

Albert Haynesworth

1 comment:

Stack said...

The last thing Michigan would want to do is play OSU in the national championship game. Biggest rival + penchant for choking in bowl games = most embarassing loss ever. And that was assuming they won today, which they didn't. I'm open to arguments as to why they should play again, but Michigan probably shouldn't argue that too hard.