Thursday, August 14, 2008

Where there's smoke, there's fire

Just to steal a popular phrase used by the Pimp in the Box, check out this story. First off, do you really need a passport to tell these girls aren't 16? Just look at them. If they even are 16...disgusting. EAT!!! I mean, how do you not take one look at them and not say CHEATERS. Again, I'm not an Olympic guy, but Fritz got it start, so now it's on.

It's also a fun article to read because the girls first name is He, which makes it difficult to understand if the person writing is talking about men's or women's gymnastics. Kind of a "Who's on First" thing. Kind of.

2 comments:

Stack said...

Hmm, Jan 1, 1992. How convenient. But of course China, bastion of truth and justice that they are, would never cheat, right?

That is confusing, and funny to read. Darn transliteration of Chinese characters.

Ump said...

I thought the exact same thing...what are the chances anyone is born on Jan. 1? If they are that stupid, all they had to do was choose any day during the year 1992 and that would make them "16 during the Olympic year," so says the, cough, rules.