Horsing Around

Chad Johnson beat a horse in a race on Saturday. Well, sort of, he was spotted a 100m head start, which was roughly half the distance the horse needed to cover. Now that's still fairly impressive, but isn't it sort of like saying you "won" in sudden death OT if your opponent decided to give you the ball at the 15? Of course Johnson, being mentally incapable of keeping his mouth shut said he wanted to "conquer" other sports: boxing, basketball, and auto racing specifically. Yawn. That's all talk, tell me when he jumps in the ring with a kangaroo.