I haven't been following the Republican presidential nominee race all that carefully, but at the moment if I was going to vote I'd vote for Fred Thompson. So I decided to read this article by Jonah Goldberg at NRO this morning. It included some interesting facts from humor site IMAO, some of which I'll reproduce here:-Fred Thompson once ended a filibuster by ripping out a senator’s heart and showing it to him before he died.
-Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Fred Thompson.
-Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There was no illegal immigration for a month.
-Fred Thompson vows not only to win in Iraq but also to forcefully free Vietnam from Communism, thus giving America a perfect win/loss record for wars again.
-Fred Thompson often fills in for Paul Harvey and Batman.
-They say that after a nuclear blast, the only things that will survive will be cockroaches and Fred Thompson... except that Fred Thompson doesn't like cockroaches. So the only thing that will survive will be Fred Thompson.
-Fred Thompson kills at least one terrorist every day before he even has his first cup of coffee. You don't want to be the terrorist he kills before he gets his first cup of coffee.
-Fred Thompson's favorite color is the blood of his enemies.
You can see more fact about Fred Thompson at IMAO.
1 comment:
That was funny.
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