Friday, May 04, 2007

"Chris Berman's Nicknames

Becoming More Obscure After Taking Night Course In Russian Literature"


From The Onion:

"We'll check in on the fading fortunes of Uncle I-Vanya Rodriguez, the tragic circumstances that brought pitcher Dennis Dove-stoyevsky into the big leagues, and find out if the tempestuous relationship between Kurt and Kyle Busch make them the new Brothers NASCAR-amazov, so stay tuned."

ESPN management confirmed that viewers have taken to flooding their offices with thousands of confused phone calls immediately after every broadcast.

1 comment:

Stack said...

Wow, that's almost over my head. How many people are there that know Russian literature AND Chris Berman well enough to make that joke?