Becoming More Obscure After Taking Night Course In Russian Literature"
From The Onion:
"We'll check in on the fading fortunes of Uncle I-Vanya Rodriguez, the tragic circumstances that brought pitcher Dennis Dove-stoyevsky into the big leagues, and find out if the tempestuous relationship between Kurt and Kyle Busch make them the new Brothers NASCAR-amazov, so stay tuned."
ESPN management confirmed that viewers have taken to flooding their offices with thousands of confused phone calls immediately after every broadcast.
