Truth is, these losers offer no solutions – they’re just misery engines bent on destroying the achievements of others.
-Greg Gutfeld, Daily Gut
Truth is, these losers offer no solutions – they’re just misery engines bent on destroying the achievements of others.
-Greg Gutfeld, Daily Gut
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Wow, how could you have only picked one quote from that piece? I can't pick just one, so here were my favorites (in article order):
1. "Seriously -Have you been to a health food store lately? Ask yourself – how can a place be so healthy, if the workers resemble bags of soggy lawn trimmings?"
2. "This is stupid. No one goes to McDonald’s for carrot sticks – they go there to get away from carrot sticks."
3. "And to eat the world’s greatest food. True, an hour later, you feel like someone shot a snake up your butt – but that’s just a reflection of the love put into each Big Mac." - Probably my favorite.
4. "And if you disagree with me, you’re a racist homophobe who works at Arby’s."
5. "Anyway, here’s what chafes my thighs. It’s this quote from the CSPI litigator, Stephen Gardner. He says,
“McDonald’s is the stranger in the playground handing out candy to children.” - I went back and added this one. Chafing is just painful.
It is one of the better Gregologues I've read. I love the phrase "misery engine", it has a sci-fi comic book feel and it perfectly describes the people being referenced. I really should start watching Red Eye.
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