Real-Life Superheroes

There's some odd things on the internet, sites for all sorts of hobbies and interests. Some people juggle geese. But real-life superheroes? That's truly strange. I mean, sure, I see the appeal. Having your own symbol would be cool. Scaring criminals would be fun. But it's a lot of effort, and unlike Batman, most of us aren't independently wealthy. The cops probably aren't big fans. And, though I haven't actually confirmed this, I'm 100% sure I'm not bulletproof, so getting shot would be a real drawback. I think I'll leave it to the professionals.