Honestly, I thought of this a long time ago...

Li vs. Statham, no plot required.

House of Flying Daggers

I just watched House of Flying Daggers and decided to look up some reviews to help me organize my thoughts about the movie. This review puts it better than I could. The key quote:

"Swords are sharp. Ziyi Zhang is pretty. There sure is a lot of bamboo in China."

Yup, that pretty much sums it up.