Thursday, September 20, 2007

Phrases You Can't Read Without Wincing

"Dislocated elbow."

"Groin strain."

3 comments:

Ump said...

More Phrases You Can't Read Without Wincing:

1. "Michigan loses to ________."
2. "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States, Mrs. Hilary Clinton."
3. "Your Calc II exam will be next Thursday."
4. "Your Discrete Mathematics exam will be next Thursday."
5. Thinking to yourself, "I have two exams next Thursday."
6. Any phrase with the word "soccer."
7. "The Detroit Tigers were swept by ______."
8. "Shock lose WNBA Championship." Oh wait, that's okay.
9. "Pirates of the Carribean Part 4."
10. "It's a GIRL!"

Ump said...

I have to admit, those are pretty good.

Stack said...

"It's a GIRL!"

That's hilarious.