Ground Rules

1. Any jokes based off of the "Your mom" formula are prohibited. Bader, I'm looking at you.
2. The blog is for fantasy sports, the annual baseball trip (if applicable), and whatever else is entertaining/relevant.
3. Bader sucks.
4. But not as much as Aquaman.
5. Any jokes based off of the "Your mom" formula are prohibited. Haag, I 'm looking at you.
6. Matt Ross will hereafter referred to only as "Princess Anastasia".
7. No, power doesnt go quickly to my head. Why do you ask?