Quote of the Day

From today's Dilbert:

Pointy-haired Boss: Is he qualified for the job?

CEO: Like a monkey with a hammer!

RE: Kung Fu Death Monkeys

I think I'm going to quit my job, buy a group of monkeys, teach them kung fu, and take them on tour around the US. I don't see how this could fail to be wildly successful. And even if it wasn't, I'd still have a gang of kung fu monkeys to commit crimes with.

Kung Fu Death Monkeys

Since Ump's concerned about it, I'm going to push the post count up, thanks to Jonah Goldberg at The Corner. First up, possibly the coolest story ever. Kung fu monkeys attack their trainer. A quote:

At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head.

Awesome.

Marvel's Hottest New Character

You can see the tease here.


This is really just an excuse to post a picture of a monkey with guns.

Quote of the Day

They know more tricks than a carload of monkeys.
-Walter Neff, Double Indemnity

Funny Because It's True

All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to Business School.
-Guenter the monkey, "Mars University", Futurama

Midnight Monkey Madness

Some zoo needs to take this idea and run with it, it would be the best event ever.

The Monkey King

There's a restaurant in Davenport called Monkey King Buffet. I suspect it serves Thai food and that the amount of monkeys would be disappointing.

Quote of the Day

"They just jumped on us like a spider monkey."
-San Diego fullback Lorenzo Neal after a 38-14 loss to the Patriots.

Monkey-flavored

Andy told me Friday that he picked up this tea because of the picture on the box:


So, how's it taste? Does it need more monkey?