Broke

Ever wonder how so many athletes who make huge salaries end up with barely two nickels to rub together? Well, according to this SI story, basically, they're idiots. Those guys would be much better off if they had stayed awake through 100-level finance courses.

RE: I'm Straight!

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(Do you know how hard it was to find an SI cover in a web search that wasn't the swimsuit issue? But that would just have been disturbing, your mug on Heidi Klum's body.)